Badass Gifts For Moms Who Love to F*cking Swear

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Life with kids can sometimes be an utter sh*t show, but there are plenty of moms who embrace the crazy — and who aren't afraid to do so with a swear word or two. Whether they're working on cleaning up their potty mouth or proudly declaring their affinity towards f-bombs, they deserve to be celebrated with the perfect gift.

Check out these epic gift ideas for the amazing mom in your life who has a colorful vocabulary.

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F*ck Definition Mug
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F*ck Definition Mug

This self-explanatory F*ck Definition Mug ($15) will be her favorite thing to drink her coffee from.

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Mama Needs a Nap Mug
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Mama Needs a Nap Mug

This Mama Needs a Nap Mug ($22) is always applicable.

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Friday Is My Second Favorite F-Word
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Friday Is My Second Favorite F-Word

Let mom proclaim her love of F words with this Friday Is My Second Favorite F-Word Tee ($26).

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I F*cking Love You Gift Wrap
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I F*cking Love You Gift Wrap

Either wrap her gift in this I F*cking Love You Gift Wrap ($6, originally $12), or get her a few sheets for when she needs to send a present to someone she f*cking loves.

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Profanities Mug
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Profanities Mug

This Profanities Mug ($11) has a message that makes us LOL.

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Getting Sh*t Done Notepad
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Getting Sh*t Done Notepad

Help her feel enthusiastic about her growing to-do list with this Getting Sh*t Done Notepad ($10).

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F*cking Strong Coffee Chocolate Beans
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F*cking Strong Coffee Chocolate Beans

These F*cking Strong Coffee Chocolate Beans ($13) come in the cutest packaging and would make a great hostess gift or stocking stuffer.

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"Don't F*ck Up My Table" Coasters
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"Don't F*ck Up My Table" Coasters

Send a clear message with these "Don't F*ck Up My Table" Coasters ($7 for eight).

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Zero Fox Given Mug
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Zero Fox Given Mug

This Zero Fox Given Mug ($13) has a subtle yet clear message.

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Reminder Notepad
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Reminder Notepad

This Reminder Notepad ($4) is essential for any mom who can't remember what she had for breakfast, let alone what she needed to get at the grocery store.

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Maybe Swearing Will Help Quote Print
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Maybe Swearing Will Help Quote Print

When in doubt, swear. This Maybe Swearing Will Help Quote Print ($5) is too cute to pass up.

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Pardon My French Card
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Pardon My French Card

Grab them a few of these blank Pardon My French Cards ($5) to keep around the house for when they need to send some snail mail.

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Groceries and Sh*t Tote Bag
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Groceries and Sh*t Tote Bag

She can throw all her groceries and sh*t in this Tote Bag ($13)

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Swear Word Graphic Tee
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Swear Word Graphic Tee

This Mom Swear Word Graphic Tee ($20) explains a vital concept.

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Badass Isn't a Job Title Travel Mug
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Badass Isn't a Job Title Travel Mug

Because everyone needs a travel coffee mug, this Badass Isn't a Job Title Travel Mug ($22) is a no-brainer gift.

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Best Friend Mug
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Best Friend Mug

This Best Friend Mug ($16) is a no-brainer gift for your BFF.

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Gold Foil Print
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Gold Foil Print

This Gold Foil Print ($7) is for all the wise women out there.

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My Kids Are The Sh*t Mug
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My Kids Are The Sh*t Mug

This My Kids Are The Sh*t Mug ($12) is for the mom who knows her and her kiddos are awesome.

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Get Sh*t Done Before the Baby Comes Notepad
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Get Sh*t Done Before the Baby Comes Notepad

This Get Sh*t Done Before the Baby Comes Notepad ($13) is perfect for your expecting mom friend.

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Badass Mom Oversized Sweater
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Badass Mom Oversized Sweater

Allow her to display her status proudly with this Badass Mom Oversized Sweater ($22).

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Sh*t Happens Wall Art
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Sh*t Happens Wall Art

This Sh*t Happens Wall Art ($12) is a fit for any room in her house, really.

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Swear Jar
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Swear Jar

For the mom who's trying to cut back on swearing in front of her kids, this Swear Jar ($18) will help them kick the habit (at least while the kids are around, that is).

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One Badass Mom Coffee Mug
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One Badass Mom Coffee Mug

If your mom friend is one badass mother, this Coffee Mug ($17) is for her.

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Badass Mom Letterpress Card
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Badass Mom Letterpress Card

Add this Badass Mom Letterpress Card ($5) to her gift, or stock her up with a few to send to her own mom friends.

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F*ck Yeah Swear Socks
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F*ck Yeah Swear Socks

Gift her with this pair of F*ck Yeah Swear Socks ($14) to keep her feet warm all year long.

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Fresh Out of F*cks Mug
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Fresh Out of F*cks Mug

This Fresh Out of F*cks Mug ($14) is perfect for when she's, well, fresh out of f*cks.

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"Don't F*ck Up the Table" Coasters
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"Don't F*ck Up the Table" Coasters

Keep your table ring-free with these "Don't F*ck Up the Table" Coasters ($32 for six).

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Great Job Mug
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Great Job Mug

Tell mom she's doing a great f*cking job with this Swear Mug ($15).

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Welcome to the Sh*t Show Cotton Canvas Tote
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Welcome to the Sh*t Show Cotton Canvas Tote

Forget a baby bag: your favorite sweary mom needs this Welcome to the Sh*t Show Cotton Canvas Tote ($10) for carrying the essentials.

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World's Most Badass Mom Mug
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World's Most Badass Mom Mug

Give her an ego boost with this World's Most Badass Mom Mug ($25).

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Classy but I Cuss a Little Makeup Bag
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Classy but I Cuss a Little Makeup Bag

This Classy but I Cuss a Little Makeup Bag ($15) is the perfect size for keeping your makeup essentials in.

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Badass Mom Wine Glass
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Badass Mom Wine Glass

She can enjoy her "mommy juice" in this Badass Mom Wine Glass ($8).