Move Over Wine Moms, Here Are 24 Gifts Every Weed-Smoking Mom in Your Life Needs

You may be high on life as well, but this High on Life Pouch ($8) tells it like it really is.

For the mom who loves a graphic tee, this hilarious OMG Becky Tee ($30) pays homage to both weed and the classic hit "Baby Got Back."

This punny Alpaca Bowl Print ($4.20) is too hilarious not to throw up on the wall (especially if your kids can't read yet).

This Definitely Not Full of Drugs Pouch ($11) sends a clear (ish) message.

This Cannabis and Coffee Tee ($17) highlights the absolute essentials.

Rain or shine, everyone needs a trusty hat. We love this Pot Leaf Dad Hat ($25), which comes in several colors.

You've got to store your stash somewhere — how about this Corked Stash Jar ($20)?

Adorn any jacket or bag with this Pot Leaf Enamel Pin ($10).

This Weed-Scented Candle ($8) doesn't actually get you high, so it's perfect for anywhere in the house.

Store your stash in this magical mermaid Seaweed Stash Jar ($9).

This Be Kind Tote ($22) is subtly adorned with pot leaves.

This THC Molecule Necklace ($28) is perfect for all the nerdy, chemistry-loving moms out there.

If you're a mermaid mama, this Real Mermaids Smoke Seaweed Decal ($8) is a must.

We are obsessed with this Inhale the Good Sh*t Tank ($26). *Exhales the bullsh*t*

Adorn your favorite denim jacket with this Pot Leaf Jacket Patch ($4).

Just because this Not Pot Makeup Pouch ($13) says it isn't pot, doesn't mean it can't be filled with the good stuff.

This I Wish This Was Weed Mug ($13) is perfect for the mom who can't smoke until after the kids are in bed, which seems like an eternity away when you're only just sipping your morning coffee.

This 4:20 Tee ($20) sends everyone the message — you have an important appointment this afternoon.

This Mommin' Ain't Easy Bangle ($15), embellished with a pot leaf, speaks nothing but the truth.

Once the kids are off to school on the bus, this Wake and Bake Mug ($15) is the perfect vessel for morning coffee.

Whether you fill it with your stash or use it as a clutch, there's no denying this Bag O' Weed Canvas Pouch ($22) is seriously cute.

There's more than one type of plant lady, as this Crazy Plant Lady Mug ($13) proves.

This Marijuana Mama Digital Design File ($3) can be used to make t-shirts, totes, mugs, and basically anything else you could think of.

Be part of the club with this Stoner Moms Club Jacket Pin ($2).