Scarlett Johansson, Jennifer Lopez, and More Stars Confess the Gross Things Their Kids Do

Parents everywhere can attest — kids do the grossest things. Sure, they're wonderful and we can't live without 'em, but they're also "walking Petri dish[es] full of feces and love" who sometimes stick their toothbrushes in the toilet. What are you gonna do?

Even celebrities who frequent red carpets and rub shoulders with Hollywood's finest have gross kids. Don't take our word for it, just watch the above installment of Ellen DeGeneres's Momsplaining. Moms like Jennifer Lopez, Charlize Theron, and Kim Kardashian vent about their kids' grossest habits, which *surprise* involve vomit, lice, "butt worms," and poop. Lots of poop. Watch the video to see these refreshingly honest takes on parenting, as well as host Kristen Bell getting the real-life intel from a group of kids and their moms. LOL!

Scarlett Johansson
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Scarlett Johansson

Scarlett Johansson's daughter Rose had an accident that ended up involving quite a bathroom mess — unintentionally cleaned up by their dog.

Jennifer Lopez
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Jennifer Lopez

We already know J Lo's a superstar onstage, but someone give this woman a medal for dealing with projectile vomit at home.

Kelly Clarkson
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Kelly Clarkson

Kelly Clarkson's son Remington sounds about as fearless as they come. Eating the dog's poop? No problem. Skating around in it? Even better.

Kim Kardashian
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Kim Kardashian

North West may have a burgeoning modeling career that would make some adults jealous, but don't worry, she's still got gross kid habits. Mom Kim Kardashian revealed her little one has stuck her toothbrush in the toilet and eaten dog food before.

Charlize Theron
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Charlize Theron

For Charlize, it's the gross things her kids had rather than what they've done. She explained that her house has seen cases of hand, foot, and mouth disease, as well as pink eye.

Julie Bowen
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Julie Bowen

Julie Bowen's boys have had their fair share infections, infestations, and illnesses, like lice, roseola, and scabies. Her advice? "Don't let them in the house!"

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