6 Curse-Word Holiday Cards For the Mom Who Could Give a Sh*t If Your Holidays Are Cheery and Bright

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Once upon a time, you got the family dressed up in matching outfits, invited someone over just so that they could get get the dog to pose correctly, and ordered custom holiday cards to showcase your lovely DNA. But now ,your life is being held together by remnant pieces of tape and you have no time for all that. With all of the presents you're buying this year, what you need are some edgy curse-word cards that tell people how you really feel — tired and over it. We found six perfect options for you.

Ho F*cking Ho Christmas Card
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Ho F*cking Ho Christmas Card

Send the Ho F*cking Ho Christmas Card ($4) out selectively, of course.

You're on Santa's Sh*tlist
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You're on Santa's Sh*tlist

This hilarious You're on Santa's Sh*tlist ($3) card would be great to give to a spouse.

Merry as F*ck
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Merry as F*ck

Let people know the holidays just aren't for you with this Merry as F*ck ($4) card.

Die Hard Christmas Card
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Die Hard Christmas Card

We'll take a Bruce Willis Die Hard Christmas Card ($4) any day.

Merry Christmas You Little Sh*t
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Merry Christmas You Little Sh*t

Careful who you send this Merry Christmas You Little Sh*t ($3) card to.

Merry and Bright & All That Other Cheery Sh*t
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Merry and Bright & All That Other Cheery Sh*t

Want to send these sassy cards to a bunch of people? The Merry and Bright & All That Other Cheery Sh*t ($18-$24) cards come in a set of eight or 12.