We Tasted Every Bottle in This $99 Advent Calendar, and We Crown It a Christmas Miracle. Hiccup.

It's pretty clear that the things people want come December are Advent calendars filled with wine. Skip the chocolates and the surprise little tchotchkes — those are for the kids — what the parents want is to open up a magical little hidden door and find a tangy bottle of wine waiting for them. Times 12. While there are certainly many types of wine-filled Advent calendars on the market, we've yet to taste any as rich, bold, and delicious as Cooper's Hawk.

Filled with 12 375-ml bottles (that's 2 1/2 glasses' worth!), Cooper's Hawk's 12 Nights of Christmas ($99) arrives in a beautiful — and heavy — box. Expect seven reds, three whites, and two sparkling. Each varietal has been hand-selected from its award-winning stock "Lux" Cabs, Pinots, Reislings, Blanc de Blancs, Malbecs, and more.

Trust us: this is the wine Advent calendar of your dreams. Just see the photos.