Just when you thought you've seen it all [1] . . . you haven't. Nebraska Senator Ben Sasse recently uploaded a picture of the "endangered species condoms" he received in the mail at his office on Capital Hill, and yep, they are as strange as they sound. "[W]e get lots of weird mail in my DC office--but the 'Endangered Species Condoms' we received today were a first . . ." Sasse tweeted.
we get lots of weird mail in my DC office--but the "Endangered Species Condoms" we received today were a first... pic.twitter.com/xFa0WMg4Ch [2]
— Ben Sasse (@BenSasse) July 7, 2017 [3]
If you're scratching your head trying to figure out what "endangered species condoms" even are, don't fret: the entire internet had a similar reaction. Responses to Sen. Sasse's tweet ranged from pure confusion to those that actually tried to dissect the intent behind the bizarre prophylactics. Read on to see some of the best responses to the lawmaker's superrandom tweet.
More people, more pollution?
— Leslie Perry (@perry7846) July 7, 2017 [5]
I thought the same thing at first;now I think the message is there'd be less extinction if there were less humans. I can dig that msg!
— Portia Fendeman (@PortiaFendeman) July 7, 2017 [6]
My fear of extinction is why I refuse to wear a condom.
— Matt Gurney (@mattgurney) July 7, 2017 [7]
Is there a one with a duck. Or too easy?
— Denise Tate (@stateof_tate) July 7, 2017 [8]
is there a sloth one
— Shoshana Weissmann (@senatorshoshana) July 7, 2017 [9]
Hmmm lets see- "don't be a dodo, wrap up your chodo", "Easy there Tasmanian tiger", "avoid the fate of the Great Auk and take care of your c
— Darius Amiri (@SuperDario) July 7, 2017 [10]
Haha that's funny please don't raise healthcare costs for cancer patients.
— Chance Prigge (@Chance__P) July 7, 2017 [11]