If it feels like the holiday season seems to start earlier every year, here's more proof: people have been talking about Elf on the Shelf [1] for months — but not in a way you'd ever imagine.
If you love [2] (or hate [3]) Elf on the Shelf, it's easy to create your own parody like the rest of the internet. Just come up with two random objects that rhyme and you're set to go. We're not sure these parodies embody the Elf on the Shelf spirit [4] of encouraging good behavior in kids, but hey, it might work. Check out some of our favorite parodies ahead.
