Hillary Clinton returned to Jimmy Kimmel Live [1] last night to chat about those rumors about her poor health [2] and the possibility of Kimmel being vice president [3]. But the highlight of Clinton's appearance came when Kimmel asked her to pull real Donald Trump [4] quotes out of a jar and read them aloud — without cracking a smile. Clinton gets through most of them, but the last one goes too far for her. Kimmel reads it instead and reminds the audience, "We didn't make these up, these are real quotes [5]."