Of course Saturday Night Live [1] was going to take on that memorable Bachelor finale [2]. For those who have been able to somehow avoid the news, the dating show's Arie Luyendyk Jr. broke up with his chosen fiancée in favor of the runner-up in a difficult-to-watch on-camera moment. In Saturday Night Live's alternate universe, however, the Bachelor [3] is actually FBI Special Counsel Robert Mueller.

In the hysterical reenactment that mirrors the real-life exchange with nearly identical wording, Mueller enters the room to break the news to Becca Kufrin. "How do I start this conversation?" Mueller asks. "The reality is that, I don't think that I can give you everything that you want right now." At this point, you might be able to guess where this is going. In response, a shocked Kufrin asks, "So, what? You don't have Trump on collusion?"

The ensuing conversation is a heartbreaking one that distills how a lot of people are feeling about the ongoing investigation into Russia's possible interference [4] in the 2016 election. Watch it all play out above.