We've Finally Found Something Donald Trump's Tweets Are Good For: Toilet Paper
We can't wait to see what President Donald Trump will tweet about this development: a retailer on Amazon is selling toilet paper that features the president's tweets. Some featured highlights — or, more accurately, lowlights — from Trump's Twitter account include him musing about whether Vladimir Putin would like to become best friends, labeling Rosie O'Donnell a "dummy" and "loser," and of course his iconic 2012 complaints about the electoral college. Considering Trump's history of offensive social media usage, there are sure to be plenty of other gems included on the squares of sanitary paper.
Toilet Tweets, the company that created this joke product, has the perfect description for the rolls.
A collection of ten of Donald Trump's most flushable tweets printed throughout a roll of 2-ply toilet paper.
No twitter feed is as deserving of being flushed, it's tremendous. I'm hearing other toilet papers don't even have words on them, SAD! This toilet paper has the best words.
Unfortunately, at press time the $10 toilet paper is currently sold out. We're sure that it will be restocked shortly; there's never a shortage of Donald Trump tweets. But if you need politically charged toilet paper now, you can always buy a version covered in the president's face ($7)!
Check out photos of the tweet toilet paper. While it seems counterproductive to wipe with something that's already covered in bullsh*t, we suppose it'd make a good gag gift?