We SO Wish This Bad Lip Reading of Ted Cruz Was Real

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There have been so many slam dunk Bad Lip Readings, but this Ted Cruz edit might just be the best one — especially as the presidential election heats up. We don't want to give anything away, but there's a spiel about Ted Cruz eating human hair and we can't stop giggling . . . or imagining him actually doing it. His bad lip reading campaign slogan "I need a Bogel for the Glotch" makes no sense, and we love it. Prepare to watch this video at least twice, maybe three times, and laugh every single time Ted Cruz "says" he loves twerking.