Is your Instagram feed lacking in chubby, tubby Bulldogs? You've come to the right place. There's a new bully on the block who has amassed over 10,000 followers thanks to her wandering tongue and eyelids that are permanently at half-mast. Her name is Babs. Hailing from Piedmont, CA, Babs is one of two thick pooches in her home; she shares the backyard with an unimaginably large Bullmastiff named Boone. Before you hit "follow" on her account (or after), here are 10 things you need to know about this plus-size pup.
She shakes her whole butt when excited instead of just her tail.
She loves walks but only lasts a couple blocks.
If you catch her doing anything wrong, she pretends she doesn't see you but is peeking out of the corner of her eyes.
When she thinks no one is watching, she takes a running jump onto the TV sofa.
She instigates problems with Boone when she’s bored.
She loves popcorn and hates lemons.
She is scared of rain and absolutely terrified of the vacuum — even when it’s just sitting there.
She sighs if you don’t open the door for her.
She uses both legs to bunny-hop up the stairs.
She’ll crawl under the truck if she thinks you’re going on a road trip because she knows you can’t get her out.
