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Calling Dog a Bitch

Do Tell: What Mean Nicknames Do You Call Your Pet?

Inspired by a neighbor — but not this one — who explained that her dog is "kind of a bitch to other dogs" as she lunged for North, I was wondering what not-so-nice names you call your pet. I often refer to my pooch as "the brat," but that's as far as I go. Share yours in the comments below!

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LadyLiLa83 LadyLiLa83 6 years
I call my 13-week-old yellow lab Loony because her name is Luna (both the nickname and regular name being Harry Potter-inspired).
caroline_1 caroline_1 6 years
boyfriend calls the shiba a "d*ck" when he blatantly ignores him
witchbaby witchbaby 6 years
I have three dogs and a cat some what mean nicknames: The Destroyer, Bird Killer, Stinkbreath, and Paris(after Paris Hilton's lazy eye only call them this when they have one eye open and the other half open)
LeiraElle LeiraElle 6 years
I often call my cat "Crackhead" for when he tries to mate with his favorite blanket. Because he's fixed, it took me forever to realize what was going on when he was standing on the blanket, shaking all over and meowing nonstop. My other cat only has nice nicknames. Maybe I should think of one for her to keep it fair :)
msame msame 6 years
Her name's LEELOO. But she's "jerk-face" at the park because she likes to tackle smaller pups. And "punk-ass" when she's bad. OH and when you're rubbing her belly she exposes her nipples and jiggly bits so she gets called a "slut". She's fascinated with new people and won't leave them alone; in this case - "attention whore". Her brother's name is Hitch. He gets called "piggy" for being piggly or a S.O.B when he's NAUGHTY (well it IS true). He's also a belly rub slut.
Girl-Jen Girl-Jen 6 years
No mean nicknames for Missy, but I do describe her as "A cross between a terrier and a dirty mop."
Lovely_1 Lovely_1 6 years
Stinky is one I use a lot lol. Or super stink. And sh*theads. Because they are!
Skeptic52 Skeptic52 6 years
I call my little Cavalier a hoochie (and other variations) a lot, because she kinda is. When it's not that, I call her Crazy Lady, Old Lady, Smelly Lady, etc, since that's her name. My husband and I call both our doggies little/crazy b***hes (in a positive tone they don't understand :P)...because they ARE technically! Maybe we're mean? lol But they both totally would curse if they could talk. And, they get the joke because they stand there and wag their tails and wiggle.
juicebox07 juicebox07 6 years
Chloe - Chloe Woey, Precious, or Booga. Cameron - Sweetheart, Ornery, Babes (pronounced kinda like "babies") I don't know how I came up with those weird nicknames though haha.
danakscully64 danakscully64 6 years
Her name is Sweet Pea (profile pic) and I have all kinds of nicknames: Stink, Stink Pea, Chunk, Log Dog, Chocolate chunker, Pig/Piggy, and a few more I can't think of right now. I never call her these out of anger, they're just everyday nicknames :P I have a lot of sweet names for her too.
Happsmjc Happsmjc 6 years
I usually call them ZERO mean names! Unless they have done something really really really bad, and even then I am saying in a nice voice that they have been a bad or silly boy or girl! My brother calls Patterson fatty patty though! I tell him it hurts his feelings!
raveness raveness 6 years
stellaRuby stellaRuby 6 years
We call Ruby- Tinywierd (one word), Boobs or Booby (not sure if that is mean), Fish Breath. Stella- Pooplegs, Medicine Ball, Googly Eyed Freak Gertie- Rochester Fats (when we first adopted her she was REALLY overweight. She lost the weight, but not the name)
Ellenora Ellenora 6 years
Animal. Annihilator. Brat. Dog. Dumb Dog. Stinky Butt. Shredder. Terminator.
fuzzles fuzzles 6 years
Stinky Butt. Oliver is a grand champion when it comes to floating lethal air biscuits.
kismekate kismekate 6 years
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