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Check Out the Top 10 Wackiest Names For Cats and Dogs!

Cute cat, right? Look closely to see something poking out of that lil mouth — the kitty not only has a tooth coming out on top, "Snag L. Tooth" has the number one wackiest cat name chosen from VPI Pet Insurance's database of over 470,000 insured pets!

According to owner, Alison Reppel they started referring to him by Snags, "not only because it describes him physically but also because it suited his personality. He gets into little snags all around the house, knocking over pots and pans or ripping apart any cardboard that we may leave sitting around." Ha!

The complete feline top 10:

  1. Snag L. Tooth
  2. Clawed Monet
  3. Velvet Elvis
  4. Eartha Kitty
  5. Blue Man Chew
  6. Catzilla
  7. Thurston Picklesworth III
  8. Yardsale
  9. Dishwasher
  10. Polly Prissypants

Now see the top 10 wacky dog names — and a photo of the number one pooch — when you


  1. Doogie Schnauzer MD
  2. Sargent Sausage
  3. I Am Sparticus
  4. Lunchbox
  5. Angus Sir Loin
  6. Bam-Bam Noodle Butt
  7. Mouse Meat
  8. Fluffernutter
  9. Kanye East
  10. Inspector Foo Foo

Check out VPI's Wacky Pet Names site for stories on each of the craziest names.

Source: VPI

anon321 anon321 8 years
I suggested Polly Prissypants for our cat but my husband said no. lol
insanitypepper insanitypepper 8 years
Mine is Jabba the Cat.
Triste3030 Triste3030 8 years
All those names are adorable, especially Yardsale and Dishwasher. LoL
acemonkey acemonkey 8 years
I have a Siamese cat named Achilles and people think that's an odd name. I love these names, especially Doogie Schnauzer. I think that's awesome.
Smacks83 Smacks83 8 years
I knew a girl who's cat was named: Admiral Wallace Fuzzybottom of the Foamy Mane. They called him Wally for short.
TinaDenali TinaDenali 8 years
My kitty's name is Elvis! And my other kitty is Priscilla... :)
asense0fwonder asense0fwonder 8 years
bam bam noodle butt! hahaha
LeashWeCanDo LeashWeCanDo 8 years
@runningesq I LOVE Catone! That's awesome.
alba1 alba1 8 years
Kanye East!! :)
runningesq runningesq 8 years
These are fun :) One of our cats is named Catone (CAH-tone-ehh). We couldn't figure out a name for her - she was a stray - and the vet tech wrote "cat 1" on her box when we brought her in for her shots... hence: Cat One, or Catone
LeashWeCanDo LeashWeCanDo 8 years
Haha! Love them. My friend just adopted and named her min pin mix Alice B. Pinto. My cats (named by my husband): DragonWagon KisseFace I was opposed at first, but now, I love the names!
Renees3 Renees3 8 years
Doogie Shnauzer is AWESOME! It reminds me of that commerical "Mr. Barky Von Schnauzer?!!?" HAHA And here I thought B-Bop and Rockstready were original names :-) And my parents dog is named Qi (pronounced Chee)
Angelica Angelica 8 years
Love Velvet Elvis. That name rocks.
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