Let's face it: no one knows us as well as our pets do. They know when we sneak into the kitchen [1] for a secret late-night snack after everyone else has gone to bed, they hear our hour-long phone calls b*tching about the kids, and most importantly, they know how much we curse [2]. It's truly a good thing that our four-legged family members aren't keeping track of the frequent F-bombs we release every time we have to pick up a big poop.
In honor of all the "sh*ts" and "f*cks" we utter [3] that our pets let slide, we figured it was only fair for them to get in on the swearing fun, and found some of the coolest, curse-infused pet products on the internet. From "F*ck off" bandanas to "I'm an assh*le and ran away" collar tags, and everything else in between, these items are sure to make any potty-mouthed pet feel right at home.
Wrinkly AF Funny Dog Shirt
Funny Dog Shirt For Dogs, Wrinkly AF [5] ($16)
I'm Lost as F*ck Call My Humans Funny Pet Tag
I'm Lost as F*ck Call My Humans Funny Pet Tag [6] ($20)
Those Morons Dog Tag
Those Morons Dog Tag [7] ($17)
Lost AF Hand Stamped Personalized Dog Tag
Lost AF Hand Stamped Personalized Dog Tag [8] ($12)
Adorable AF Pet Bandana
Adorable AF Pet Bandana [9] ($15)
I'm Lost as F*ck Colorful Personalized Dog ID Tag
I'm Lost as F*ck Colorful Personalized Dog ID Tag [11] ($15)
Help! Please Call My Mom Funny Dog Tag
Help! Please Call My Mom Funny Dog Tag [12] ($11)
Classy Little F*cker Pet ID Tag
Classy Little F*cker Custom Pet ID Tag [13] ($25)
I'm an Assh*le Dog Tag
I'm an Assh*le Dog Tag [14] ($17)
F*ck the Pawtriarchy
F*ck the Pawtriarchy Bandana [15] ($12)
Oh Crap I'm Lost Call My Mom Decorative Pet Tag
Oh Crap I'm Lost Call My Mom She's Ugly Crying Single Sided Decorative Pet Tag [16] ($5)