Let's be real: every household has a ruler. It's the one who barks and immediately gets fed [1]. The one who sits down and gets their belly rubbed without having to say a peep. The one who gets treated with an unfathomable amount of respect, no matter how much mud they track into the house [2] (partners would be scorned). Our pets are simply the leaders of our families [3], which is why it only makes sense for them to sit on a throne — an Iron Throne, that is.
In honor of the eighth and final season of Game of Thrones [4], one Etsy shop owner is bringing the wars of Westeros to our living rooms with an Iron Throne Pet Bed [5]. Whether you have one pup who's going to claim the Throne and go full Joffrey or a few kittens who can nestle in there together, it's guaranteed to add some coziness to your home [6]. Don't laugh, but you probably will end up bending the knee to your fluffy ruler. Shop the Iron Throne Pet Bed ahead, and imagine your pet saying, "Because that's what I do. I sh*t and I know things."
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Iron Throne Pet Bed [8] ($272)
Photos of Pets Loving Their Beds
"Tell Cersei. I want her to know it was me who ate all the treats."
"Kneel. Kneel before your Kitty King."
"That's what I do. I sh*t and I know things."
"Winter is ruffing."
"A pupper does not concern himself with the opinion of sheep."