Over the weekend, a friend couldn't stop raving about some kittens up for adoption (like she brought it up on the way to brunch, at brunch, and while shopping afterward) so I finally asked why she didn't take one home. Her exact response was "I'm just one cat away from a crazy cat lady." I won't tell you how many kitties she owns, so I don't sway your vote, but I'm asking you — how many felines is far too many?