Great job captioning this silly photo! You made it quotable with these clever ideas:

I said I was so hungry I could EAT a horse, not eat with one! — silly_pickle

"Um, you look a little different than your photo . . ."
"Dude, my blind date last night ate like a horse!" – bythesea

Princess Leia sure has packed on the pounds since Star Wars. — sader04

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