Sunlight and silver won't ward off the snuggles of this adorable vampire [1], but we don't know how you'd resist his little face! This handsome vamp kitty is actually just an affectionate shelter rescue with "fangs" named Mamba. He writes on his website [2] that he responds to the name Nosferpawtu. (We see what you did there, little guy.)

Mamba is a self-described "romantic with an overbite," so if the whole internet-famous vampire [3] thing doesn't work out, he's got a solid Tinder bio regardless [4]. By the looks of his burgeoning "fang club" on Instagram, we don't think a backup plan will be necessary.

Happy Halloween [5], Mamba!