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Weekly Pet Horoscope

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Mar 21 - Apr 19
Apr 20 - May 20
May 21 - June 21
June 22nd - July 22nd
You hold yourself and your pet to higher standards than you do others on Monday and Tuesday. That's fine, but just make sure your expectations aren't unreasonable. Wednesday and Thursday aren't good detail days for you. If you have a pet-related appointment where you have to bring paperwork or recite dates or remote facts, be sure to do your research and write everything down! Your compassion toward animals shows and is rewarded on Friday and Saturday
Practicality is key when dealing with pets on Monday and Tuesday. The more elaborate the plan, the more likely it is to fail. A difficult pet issue needs tact on Wednesday and Thursday. If you don't think you can say what needs to be said, write down your feelings instead. If you're single, your pet is an icebreaker for meeting someone new on Friday and Saturday. If you're attached, your pet can give you and your partner something new to talk about.
You and your pet face obstacles on Monday and Tuesday. If you can't find a way to get over them, just go around them. You're great at getting pet projects started on Wednesday and Thursday, but following through isn't exactly your strength. With luck, there will be some volunteers to help you with the final stages. Your budget is tight on Friday and Saturday, but that doesn't mean your pet will have to do without. Get creative when it comes to treats.
If you don't feel like a pet professional has your pet's best interests at heart, feel free to shop around for someone who fits your high standards on Monday and Tuesday. Your pet's well-being should be your top priority on Wednesday and Thursday, so if you have to put off some personal things to take care of them, so be it. You have to be assertive in order to get what you want for your favorite animal pal on Friday and Saturday.
July 23 - Aug 22
Aug 23 - Sept 22
Sept 23 - Oct 22
Oct 23 - Nov 21
You have a lot of pet-related ideas on Monday and Tuesday, but you're better off finishing the ones you've already started than moving on to something new. Your pet is stubborn on Wednesday and Thursday and so are you. This battle of wills might last a while. Be more affectionate than usual on Friday and Saturday, especially if it seems like your pet is down in the dumps about something. On Sunday, a professional should see an injured pet right away.
If someone tells you that you look like your pet on Monday or Tuesday, it isn't necessarily an insult! You and your pet take on similar characteristics over time. You're the human, so you should be the one in charge on Wednesday and Thursday. If you let your pet take control, there's going to be chaos. Friday and Saturday are good days to get together with friends. If the gathering's at your place, invite their animal friends to join you!
Don't overfeed your pet on Monday or Tuesday. Overindulgence at the beginning of the week can lead to lethargy, stomach pains, or worse. You have to be the one to give someone the bad news about his or her pet on Wednesday or Thursday, so try to be as tactful as possible. There's a way to break the news gently. An emotional animal reunion is uplifting on Friday and Saturday. Be sure to celebrate when all of the dust settles.
You tend to be secretive, but on Monday and Tuesday it's important to give someone all the details regarding your pet. His or her well-being could depend on it. The small print is important on Wednesday and Thursday, so if you're signing legal documents related to your animal pal, look them over very carefully. You're really in tune with your pet's emotions on Friday and Saturday, so listen to your inner voice even if everyone thinks your pal look fine.
Nov 22 - Dec 21
Dec 22 - Jan 19
Jan 20 - Feb 18
Feb 19 - Mar 20
You and your pet have a great connection on Monday and Tuesday, particularly when communicating with each other. Other pet owners will probably be jealous of the bond that you share with your pet on Wednesday and Thursday as well, but just smile and accept their compliments, even if they seem rather backhanded. You're kind of feeling moody on Friday and Saturday, but try not to take it out on your pet. He or she will support you no matter what.
If there's nothing on your calendar on Monday and Tuesday, spend some quality time with your favorite animal. The rewards of spending time with your pet are priceless! Wednesday and Thursday are good days to approach pet projects in a practical, logical manner. You may be thinking that the sky's the limit, but if your budget doesn't support that lofty thinking, you'll have to have an alternative. You and your pet are on stage on Sunday. Smile for the cameras.
Is something strange going on with your pet on Monday or Tuesday? A solution might not be as easy to find as you think. Look in unusual places for the answers. Your creativity comes in handy on Wednesday and Thursday, especially with pet-themed gifts or décor. Your camera is your best tool on those days. You're focused on your pet on Friday and Saturday, which could leave the special person in your life feeling left out. Make room for everyone on Sunday.
Pet-inspired music and art should be the main focus of your creativity on Monday and Tuesday. A friend or family member might not understand your devotion to your pet on Wednesday or Thursday, but that isn't your problem. You're doing what you feel is necessary. Don't worry about what everyone else thinks. Friday and Saturday could be roller-coaster days, meaning you have plenty of up and downs where your pet is concerned. That's OK. You end the weekend on a high note.
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