Hey. My most common alias is Tally, but you're free to call me Grandma; everyone else does because, as my English teacher says, I "have the soul of a sixty year old woman whose been to hell and back again." I don't know where that particular soul came from, since nothing in my life could ever be described as "hell" and I don't think I would be able to get back if I ever went there. My sexual orientation says "no answer" because, between you an' me, I'm not quite sure. Both genders have their redeeming qualities, but I could never see myself having a relationship with a woman... Though I won't deny my physical attraction.