"One minute, he's just a teenage lad in Alaska having joyful unprotected sex, the next minute- get to the Republican Convention! I think that is the best safe sex message of all time. 'Use a condom, or become Republican!'" "You're listening to BBC Radio 2 and here's your host --- I AM!" "I really like L.A. I'd heard it was a superficial and vacuous place and astonishingly, I fit right in."