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we never know just how we look in other people's eyes but if you ask me i'm a rowdy, fun loving, beer drinking-cornbread eating redneck girl. the following is a pretty good synopsis, although my name isn't "Delores"; Delores breezed along the surface of her life like a flat stone forever skipping along smooth water, rippling reality sporadically - but oblivious to it consistently - until she finally lost momentum, sank, and due to an overdose of fluoride as a child, which caused her to suffer from chronic apathy, doomed herself to lie forever on the floor of her life as useless as an appendix and as lonely as a five-hundred pound barbell in a steroid-free fitness center. -- Winning sentence, 1990 Bulwer-Lytton bad fiction contest.

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