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poptart princess

we never know just how we look in other people's eyes but if you ask me i'm a rowdy, fun loving, beer drinking-cornbread eating redneck girl. the following is a pretty good synopsis, although my name isn't "Delores"; Delores breezed along the surface of her life like a flat stone forever
skipping along smooth water, rippling reality sporadically - but oblivious
to it consistently - until she finally lost momentum, sank, and due to an
overdose of fluoride as a child, which caused her to suffer from chronic
apathy, doomed herself to lie forever on the floor of her life as useless
as an appendix and as lonely as a five-hundred pound barbell in a
steroid-free fitness center.

-- Winning sentence, 1990 Bulwer-Lytton bad fiction contest.

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