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15 Wackiest Classifed Ads

15 Classified Ads That Make You Say, What?

Nothing says one man's trash is another man's treasure like classified ads, and Oddee compiled 15 of the wackiest ads out there. A couple of them just have simple, honest mistakes, some are simply funny, but most are honestly bizarre! You can't blame people for trying to make some extra cash in this down economy, but most of these ads just make me say, what?


"Wanted: Somebody to go back in time with me."<br />

"Turkey for sale. Partially eaten."

"Used Toilet Paper"<br />

"Tombstone: Standard gray, a good buy for someone named Grady."<br />

"Honda Civic '96... good condition, speaks Spanish."
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"For Sale: collection of old people."<br />

"Human skull, used once only."

"1995 Nissan Maxima... good condition, $4500. Not for sale."<br />

"White trash compactor!"

"For sale: One pair hardly used dentures, only 2 teeth missing."<br />

"GE Mammogram dish washer for sale."

"Soccer ball signed by either Pele, the former Brazilian soccer player... or by some guy named Peter, $75."
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"Full size Mattress... Like new. Slight urine smell."

"China cabinet buffet... few cat scratches but cat has been killed."

"Oak funeral handmade casket... Only used once."

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Join The Conversation
Isista Isista 9 years
I think the best one was the buffet one..."cat has been killed." Was the cat supposed to come with the buffet?
tweet-hotpants tweet-hotpants 9 years
my favorite is the pele one. some guy named peter!
ALSW ALSW 9 years
Toilet Paper? :oy: Geez!
MindayH MindayH 9 years
Hilarious. This is like headlines on Jay Leno - Love it
Liss1 Liss1 9 years
These are hilarious! I find the tombstone one the most entertaining because the 508-375-#### is one of the numbers in my town!
Gabriela14815884 Gabriela14815884 9 years
LOL some of those are hilarious :D
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