You can wear actually sausage links and bacon, or create them using nylons and tissue (for the sausages) and fabric with red paint. Slap on a "hi, my name is . . ." sticker (or craft your own headpiece), and you're good to go. For this funny pun, stuff nylons with tissue and knot off each section to create a sausage-link sash. For the bacon, you can use either paper or fabric and red paint. Utilize some bobby pins to make sure your "Hello" headpiece stays in place. Now you are a meat and greet!