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Things That Happened on My First Day at Target

A Target Employee Wrote About His First Week, and It's the Best Thing You'll Read Today

Tumblr user kimpossibooty's epic story of his first week at Target (which went viral on Imgur) will have you laughing, crying, and applying for a job at Target. Some highlights:

"Met a woman referred to only as The Cat Lady. She asked if I wanted her to buy me a keychain from Ross. I told her I had no keys. She nodded solemnly and walked away, whispering their exact location inside Ross, just in case."

"Got approached by a large man named Jason. He told me not to steal. I will take this advice to heart."

"A man bought thirty light bulbs with a coupon. He told me he did not need thirty light bulbs. He just likes coupons."

"Children continue to handle their own transactions. This makes my day good. One girl had her own wallet and told me 'thank you for your help, sir.' This makes my day great."

Read the whole week-long saga and I promise you won't be disappointed:

http://kimpossibooty.tumblr.com/post/149723629994/things-that-happened-on-my-first-day-at-target

Image Source: POPSUGAR Photography / Macy Williams
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