Your 30s are some of the best years of your life because you're likely to be more financially secure, settled into your life, and have a better understanding of who you are. And even if you still have some things to figure out, you've at least lived and learned from most of the trial-and-error bullsh*t from your 20s. The fun doesn't stop when you reach your third decade, but there are several things that aren't really cute anymore [1]. See 30 things you're too old for in your 30s, below.
- Being a part of drama.
- Splitting the bill 12 ways.
- Doing it for the 'gram.
- FOMO.
- Having your parents help out with rent.
- Getting blackout drunk.
- Worrying about trends.
- Eating junk food for every meal.
- Being mean.
- Going too hard on weeknights.
- Sharing every single moment on social media.
- Choosing brunch over bills.
- Keeping sh*tty friends around.
- Neglecting annual check-ups.
- Snapchatting your drunk nights.
- Opinions you didn't ask for.
- Negative energy.
- Going on Tinder dates for free meals.
- Sleeping in past noon.
- Letting your place become an uninhabitable pigsty.
- Replacing showers with dry shampoo.
- Ignoring calls from your parents.
- Dragging out your fun-employment because you're too lazy to look for jobs.
- Arriving to functions too stoned.
- Not bringing a gift to a wedding/baby shower/birthday you were invited to.
- Posting daily selfies and outfit photos.
- Taking the day off because you're so hungover.
- Flaking on plans last-minute.
- Jealousy.
- Living your life according to others.