9 Burning Questions I Have For Target That You've Probably Thought About Too
Target is more than a store, it's a downright mystery. We love to shop there and would all day every day if we could. But being there so often has raised some questions that we need answered. We bet you've thought about these inquiries too — check them all out for yourself.
Why are you so thoughtful, Target?
Wipes? For me? That is so sweet.
Why is it the only store that has all the special Oreo flavors?
Seriously people, they're always only at Target.
How can all of this stuff only be $1?
Stop luring me in with your witchcraft, One Spot.
How long can I sit on the furniture before somebody makes me get up?
I call the furniture section my shopping break section.
Why are your carts so light and easy to push?
Did you sprinkle magic on them or something?
How do you know which book I will need to buy and strategically place it in the front?
Do you have Target spies following me around?
How do you get me to go to your holiday section every time, even though it's in the back of the store?
It's like a magnet that draws me in — and I always buy something.
How do you manage to trick me into buying 10 more things than I came for?
Came for Q-tips and left with a 55-inch TV.
Is this what the gates of heaven look like?
I think it is.