For the first time in its history, American Girl announced it's releasing its first-ever boy doll [1], Logan Everett! The doll, which will go on sale on Feb. 16, looks like the boy next door. He's brunette, plays the drums, wears flannel, and has a grown-up Justin Bieber haircut. It's exactly these qualities that's made the internet totally wary of him; he reminds us of any boy who's ever ghosted or sent a late-night text.

why does this doll look like he's about to ghost you https://t.co/lC57Y3arw5 [2] pic.twitter.com/oxBhoIgdFu [3]

— Heather Schmelzlen (@anchorlines) February 14, 2017 [4]

Naturally, the internet started to call Logan out on his bullsh*t and take guesses on what other qualities he most likely has.

that name. I bet he's from brooklyn and his parents are actually a group of 5 writers who dabble in rooftop aquaponics and apiarism https://t.co/hkvmCShOoC [5]

— Trash Dave (@Aerocles) February 14, 2017 [6]

American Girl unveiled a boy doll named Logan Everett and there's no doubt that he joined a youth group to hit on girls. pic.twitter.com/ntBuU6UD1y [7]

— Reilly Stoner (@reillystoner) February 14, 2017 [8]

Oh no my ex https://t.co/vHBbJln1hd [9]

— Janie Stolar (@JanieFierce) February 14, 2017 [10]

the new american girl doll is every fuckboy whose ever texted you "u up" at 3 am https://t.co/SgAJcLKVUT [11] pic.twitter.com/oSGPTG10iO [12]

— MikePosnerWasSnubbed (@audevwhite) February 14, 2017 [13]

Sorry, Logan, but you just remind us too much of our exes.