Oh, Jake. Pure, honest Jake. Just watch as this boy sees a pay phone for the first time in a clip from America's Funniest Home Videos [1]. As he stares at the foreign object with furrowed brows and the most confused look ever, his mom/guardian says, "It's a phone booth, Jake. It's called a phone booth." To which he asks: "Is this a old-fashioned phone?" Sigh.