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Computer Being Stupid

The Best Tech Headline From the Onion, Ever

Basically The Onion will never be able to top this headline, or the story for that matter — tech news-wise, anyway. It doesn't matter how geeky you are, we've all had moments with our computers where we also can't get the thing to do the thing (this is exactly the kind of situation I had in mind when we talked about gadget rage).

And of course, there's a very close tech headline runner up — "Apple Unveils New Product-Unveiling Product." The insides, they hurt!

Long live The Onion! They make turning this thing on every day a delight, regardless of whether it obeys me or not.
luckykarma luckykarma 9 years
omg i so love The Onion. I just sent this to my boyfriend, and if he hasn't already read this, he is going to die laughing.
natali3nguyen natali3nguyen 9 years
this has totally happened to me. stupid computer not printing my stupid report the night before it's due.
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