In honor of his one-year Twitter anniversary, Conan O'Brien is holding a contest to rewrite his Twitter bio. Currently, it reads: "I had a show. Then I had a different show. Now I have a Twitter account," but due to the success of his new show and how much things have changed in the past year, it's time for a new bio. The winner will receive (obviously) all of the fame and glory that comes from having a bio seen by Conan's millions of followers — but will also receive an original painting of the Conan Pale Whale painted by Twitter fail whale artist Yiying Lu.
To submit a bio for consideration, follow @ConanOBrien on Twitter and tweet your suggestion with the #COBio hashtag attached before 3 p.m. EST tomorrow. Conan and his staff will then choose favorites and allow fans to vote on their favorite until the end of the month.