The great Creation Debate went down tonight [1], pitting Bill Nye the science guy against creationist Ken Ham to debate — you guessed it — creationism and evolution. Who should be declared the victor might not be totally clear, but what is for sure is that these tweets won the night.

I'm out. I can't do this without popcorn and/or booze. I'll catch the highlights reel in the morning. #creationdebate [2]

— Party Feminist Style (@CircleCityStyle) February 5, 2014 [3]

I hope Neil deGrasse Tyson bursts through the wall like the Kool Aid guy and sets up a third podium #creationdebate [4]

— Katharine Heller (@spkheller) February 5, 2014 [5]

how do u explain this selfie #creationdebate [6] pic.twitter.com/yVP8zaYlx3 [7]

— Sputnik Sweetheart (@Verlieren) February 5, 2014 [8]

He busted out the Periodic Table and fish sex. Nye FTW. #creationdebate [9]

— rachel diCerbo (@a_rachel) February 5, 2014 [10]

It's true. Lion teeth are not set up for broccoli. #creationdebate [11]

— David Creech (@DyingSparrows) February 5, 2014 [12]

Watch next week as Neil deGrasse Tyson debates Sonic the Hedgehog on whether regeneration happens after landing on a spike #creationdebate [13]

— The Fake CNN (@TheFakeCNN) February 5, 2014 [14]

can it really be a science debate with out these guys #creationdebate [15] pic.twitter.com/xmVzLkF6tE [16]

— adam hon (@ahon007) February 5, 2014 [17]

I dated a marine biologist, so I can confirm that fish are, in fact, dirty sinners. #creationdebate [18]

— Elizabeth (@eahauck) February 5, 2014 [19]

#creationdebate [20] i once fed a big mac to a dog and she ate all of it except the middle bread piece. why

— jon hendren (@fart) February 5, 2014 [21]

#creationdebate [22] pic.twitter.com/QtcW82EPbW [23]

— Tim Carter (@timjcar) February 5, 2014 [24]

By the time this boring dork stops talking, I will have evolved into a screaming pathogen. #creationdebate [25]

— Peter H. Lewis (@peterhlewis) February 5, 2014 [26]

I should have designed a drinking game to go with this debate, but we'd all be super trashed by now. #creationdebate [27]

— ProfB (@AntheaButler) February 5, 2014 [28]