Facebook is the perfect dumping ground for all types of feelings. There will always be one person who posts a cryptic breakup song and another whose status is about how lovely their vacation was. While we can't defriend everyone who does this, we can definitely laugh about it — like in this video by comedian Jason Horton [1]. It hilariously shows what saying Facebook statuses out loud sounds like and how irrelevant many of them are. Here's hoping that someday we all learn to curb our Facebook oversharing.