Moms are probably the best people in our life — they feed us, teach us life lessons, and even join Facebook to stalk us and learn a little bit more about who we are online. But, sometimes our moms don't really understand how Facebook works — or worse, understand it all too well and remind us who it is that brought us into the world. Ahead, check out priceless screenshots of moms on Facebook that will surely make you want to call yours immediately. They may not be as great as mom texts [1], but they're still pretty ridiculous and awesome.

Thanks, but no

Keeping it real

Ruining your game

TMI

Introducing you to everyone you already know

Stalker status

Dating 101

Trying to reinvent the slang wheel

Will a child ever be ready?

Even moms know how to troll

Thirsty mom

Pusheen gone awry

Good lookin' out

Sticker game on-point

Help a momma out

That's nice

Embracing the '90s

Asking questions they don't want the answer to

Did you forget something?

Going up on a Tuesday