Happy Mother's Day? On Sunday, the hashtag #sorrymom began trending on Twitter, and the feed was full of relatable gems. People were either actually sorry for their sins against Mom or used the opportunity to be a sarcastic child. Ahead, check out 21 of our favorites.
I'm sorry that I sometimes screenshot your texts and post them on social media. #SorryMom [1]
— AA (@allisona15) May 10, 2015 [2]
I have lots of cats and no, you will not have grandchildren anytime soon. #SorryMom [3]
— DrunkCatLadies (@DrunkCatLadies) May 10, 2015 [4]
When you said, you smelled what you smelled, and knew what you smelled, and I said, no, never, not me, it's not pot.
It was pot. #SorryMom [5]
— amber v (@yazeuax) May 10, 2015 [6]
#SorryMom [7] that I complain about your technology and Internet questions when there was a time you had to show me how to use a spoon
— Cersei Lannister (@IfyouseekStep) May 11, 2015 [8]
#SorryMom [9] that not all your kids turned out like me
— shelby killpack (@Killpax_27) May 11, 2015 [10]
#SorryMom [11] I tore your vagina asunder when you birthed me #ThankYouMom [12]
— BarryNice (@Barry_Niswander) May 10, 2015 [13]
I spent $60 of the $100 you gave me on alcohol and the other $40 on food #SorryMom [14]
— Kayla Stone (@XxKaylaStonexX) May 10, 2015 [15]
#SorryMom [16] but it was me that deleted your Facebook account.. The things you were posting were just disgracing our last name
— Jacko Brazier (@JBraizMusic) May 10, 2015 [17]
You put me through college to be a graphic designer and now I'm a musician. #SorryMom [18]
— Kat Robichaud (@katrowbeeshow) May 10, 2015 [19]
That time you found my grinder and I told you it was for spices.
It's for pot.
#SorryMom [20]
— Sukhman Sidhu (@SukhmanDET) May 10, 2015 [21]
#SorryMom [22] I had to block you.
— Marcoe Polo (@Marcoe_Polo21) May 10, 2015 [23]
#SorryMom [24] for that time I 'borrowed' the car when I was 13. Who knew the R on the gearshift actually meant reverse.
— J.A (Julie) Kazimer (@jakazimer) May 10, 2015 [25]
#SorryMom [26] that I missed Mother's Day but I was tweeting mom stuff all weekend, if you followed me you'd have known that.
— Jeff Dwoskin (@bigmacher) May 10, 2015 [27]
#SorryMom [28] , I thought I'd be able to make the payments myself
— Jill (@Pheramuse) May 10, 2015 [29]
For all The stiff socks you had to clean from under my bed. Thanks for never talking about it #SorryMom [30]
— Tom Howell (@trashtakeout) May 10, 2015 [31]
#SorryMom [32] for always being the first to exit in the Facebook chatrooms you always start.
— KC Montero (@KCMontero) May 10, 2015 [33]
#SorryMom [34] looks like that political science degree didn't work out. I'll be in the basement.
— Huntley (@NotAHuntley) May 10, 2015 [35]
No. I didn't break the lamp while doing hip hop abs in the living room. I threw a party and a guy on shrooms knocked it over. #SorryMom [36]
— Not Maya Donnelly (@nicklebackluvr) May 10, 2015 [37]
#SorryMom [38] for all the dead insects you found in my pockets as a child... It should have given you a hint of my future career in forensics
— Judy Melinek M.D. (@drjudymelinek) May 10, 2015 [39]
I make memes on the internet. I wasted the life you gave me. #SorryMom [40]
— A Fucking Cat (@ACatIRL) May 10, 2015 [41]
I got a tattoo. #SorryMom [42]
— Nathan Baine (@bainenathan) May 10, 2015 [43]