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Have You Ever Been 'Booty Grazed'?

Have You Ever Been 'Booty Grazed'?

The "you learn something new everyday" adage has never seemed more true. Fresh off hearing that sexy text messages can mean jail time in Malaysia, I read about booty grazing, which doesn't sound like anything remotely connected to technology, but is. The sad part is, I actually have been "booty grazed" a time or two - I just didn't know what it was called.

For those of you who are still confused, a booty grazer is someone who sends one text message to the masses in hopes of hooking up with any of the responders for a, how shall I say it, booty call. The trend seems to have replaced the dirty x-rated spam e-mails our filters are too smart to put in our inboxes.

I have been the unfortunate recipient of such text messages from a person named bigboi-something for some time now and figured it was spam from a company, but now I am slightly worried there is a creepy lonely person on the other end.

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weffie weffie 7 years
I've had a few randoms pin me some gross suggestions but I usually assume they mistyped a digit and don't pay much attention. I've totally done it before tho! Not to people I don't know, but I've sent the same text to a few of my regular hookups at the same time, it's faster than typing individuals and still gets the desired result lol
AutumnWind AutumnWind 10 years
Yes, and I hope it doesn't happen again.
suzanne suzanne 10 years
Ta Da!!!! :)
suzanne suzanne 10 years
(Let me try to conjure up that evil smily if I may!?!) :sneaky-evil:
suzanne suzanne 10 years
Not exactly booty grazed, but even worse!!! My daughter was teaching me to text message and we saw that there was one already there on my phone from someone that I did not know. I thought it was fun practice and go back and forth a bit to find out about the caller... then I got tired of it and forgot about it for months. When I next visited my daughter, she asked me if I had been texting. I said no and she looked at my phone and said "Well, someone's texted you 23 times." The she totally freaked and would not let me look at the phone. Of course I had to see what she was freaking about and there on my phone was an image of... not a "Mooning," :JAWDROP: but a spread-cheeked, hairy, hangy, man's behind... in vivid anatomical detail. I guess the sender got mad at me for not responding... Totally creepy!"sneaky-evil:
marmaladegoodnes marmaladegoodnes 10 years
why bother... try www.onlinebootycall.com instead. At least you know what you're getting yourself into
poetess poetess 10 years
That is gross. I hope it doesn't ever happen to me either.
beingtazim beingtazim 10 years
i don't have a cell phone, but i find this all very creepy. :P i've never heard of it before.
designergirl designergirl 10 years
That's disgusting! I've never heard of it before.
woodycakes woodycakes 10 years
I'd be scared! but since SMS is so widespread, i wouldn't take it seriously either.
drummerchick1 drummerchick1 10 years
i have an it turns out it was a friend of mine, now it's a joke between us...hope he doesn't get into trouble!
Megatron Megatron 10 years
Unfortunately, yes I have...
sweetheart_450 sweetheart_450 10 years
^^I second that.
mollipop mollipop 10 years
Yuck! No, thank God, it would creep me out.
rubialala rubialala 10 years
No, that's really creepy. Can you imagine if someone responded to the text? There are so many diseases and other consequences to doing something like this. What if it was a murderer or something?
onesong onesong 10 years
ew no! what on earth is this?! who thought of this? what pervs are doing this?! ick ick ick ick ick!
grys grys 10 years
but how do they send a text to the masses, if they don´t have a specific phone number? Is there anything out there to prevent this?
Tech Tech 10 years
Don't tell like a loser, you're not supposed to want to be booty grazed. It's a bad thing.
partysugar partysugar 10 years
No! Now I feel like a total loser because I have never been booty grazed.
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