Sure, these six humiliating ways of getting dumped are no picnic in the park — no matter what form it comes in, rejection stings. But a new website has taken digital breakups to a new level. IDump4U does exactly what its name implies; simply register with the site and "Bradley" will call your significant other and do the dirty work for you.
Not only do they plug the site before doing the dumping, they record the conversation (which they assure is legal) for inclusion on the site. You can browse through some "success" stories with the option to listen in on the breakup in such thoughtful categories as "psycho," "cry," and, "hilarious."
The cost is $10 for a "basic breakup," and I'm not even going to get into its "broken engagement" and "divorce" packages. OK, fine, this is a funny joke, but if you're considering using the service to break off a relationship — however short-lived — I'd think again before dropping $10 for the relief of getting a third party to break someone's heart.