Summer may not be as hot or as glamorous as you imagined it, but by no means do you have to just suffer through it. The cure: Islandize Your Web!
First, go here and drag the islandize button to your browser. The new button will read "GYIO" (short for "get your island on"), and whenever you're on a website that's oh-so dull and boring and un-islandy, click it. Bam, a tropical cocktail appears. Click it again: a pelican. Again: island waves. Don't stop till you get enough.
For another special treat, you can add the islandize code to your blog, so your visitors can pretend they're on a beach as they read your brilliant musings. Instant Internet vacation.