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Jocose Gift Boxes Give Impression of Geek Gift

Looking for a holiday gift for a geek you don't really like?

The goofsters at The Onion have created the perfect packaging. These Wrap Your Crappy Gift In A Box To Remember (a set of six is $29) suggest you are giving the ultimate selection of unmatched geek items — a USB Toaster, iFeast (yep, that's a dog feeder), KleenStride, Visorganizer, Peaceful Progression Smoke Alarm and an Auto Power Strip.

If you only want to commit to one you can buy the boxes separately for $8. It's a lot funnier than wrapping a USB stick in an iPhone box. That's just cruisin' for a bruisin'.

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pioneers pioneers 8 years
Like I NEEDED another reason to love The Onion.
JeffaLynn JeffaLynn 8 years
I must be pretty geek, because those all look really great. (: !
willowdiamond willowdiamond 8 years
that ifeast is hilarious! haha
NatashaAlexis NatashaAlexis 8 years
That's great.
NatashaAlexis NatashaAlexis 8 years
That's great.
kia kia 8 years
Wow. If I actually spent money on gift boxes I would so get these.
loopymoi loopymoi 8 years
Cute! What a great idea.
loopymoi loopymoi 8 years
Cute! What a great idea.
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