Looking for a holiday gift for a geek you don't really like?
The goofsters at The Onion have created the perfect packaging. These Wrap Your Crappy Gift In A Box To Remember (a set of six is $29) suggest you are giving the ultimate selection of unmatched geek items — a USB Toaster, iFeast (yep, that's a dog feeder), KleenStride, Visorganizer, Peaceful Progression Smoke Alarm and an Auto Power Strip.
If you only want to commit to one you can buy the boxes separately for $8. It's a lot funnier than wrapping a USB stick in an iPhone box. That's just cruisin' for a bruisin'.