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The Kiss-o-Meter Tells You If You Have Kissable Breath (or Not)

Who will you be smooching this Valentine's Day? Make your decision based on a very scientific measurement with the Kiss-o-Meter ($30).

Even though it sounds like it's judging your smooching prowess, it's actually a tiny bad breath detector. The lights tell you if you're good to go, or conversely, if the person you're about to lock lips with is. But the secret's out; if someone whips this out to use on you, try not to be too offended.

It's definitely better than someone whipping out the super-obvious Halitosis Detector.

Simone-Grant Simone-Grant 8 years
Hilarious and awesome. A tad expensive for it but what a perfect gag gift.
jennjennnbubba jennjennnbubba 8 years
hmmm idk about this
EvilDorkGirl EvilDorkGirl 8 years
Hah... I'm always paranoid about stinky breath and apparently I'm not the only one. I need one of these! And I'd be flattered if somebody whipped this out to check themselves out, maybe even thankful if they had eaten some onion rings for dinner.
Gabriela14815884 Gabriela14815884 8 years
Seems like a waste of money... why not just pop a breath mint?
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