It's not everyday I touch on the drama of Wisteria Lane, but on Monday night's episode of Desperate Housewives, it was hard not to notice Lynette geeking-out. In order to learn some juicy details about her son Porter's life, she decided to set up a fake account on Silver Fizz - basically Fairview's version of Facebook - and then pose as a girl who her son soon develops feelings for. As you can probably guess, things get messy and Lynette decides to send him a breakup letter via email. To see how it all got started, check out the video below!