There's nothing like eating a perfect sandwich, made up of two bread slices that snuggle each ingredient. But for one British man, this sandwich dream couldn't happen thanks to bread that wasn't evenly sliced.
The man, David Walker, complained about the tragedy with a hilarious rant in a Facebook post [1] to Morrisons, a UK supermarket. First posted on Tuesday, it now has over 20,000 "likes" and 10,000 shares.
Morrisons Killingworth! You listen to me, you listen good and you listen hard. Do you hear?
Right! Look at this photo,...
Posted by David Walker [2] on Tuesday, June 16, 2015 [3]
Not to be outdone, Morrisons responded with just as much humor as Walker. It read as follows: "Hi David, I hope the shrieking's stopped now and that the house is peaceful again. The wonky loaf won't be any good for your sandwiches but would make a very attractive organic doorstop! Can you PM me your address please and we'll sort something out for you!"
The responses haven't stopped from Morrisons yet either — the company continues to reply to other funny comments left by people, as you can see below.
And for the record, Walker did get two new loaves from Morrisons, proving that great customer service is alive and around!
There really never is a dull moment on the Internet, is there? Hopefully, you won't ever have to deal with a dilemma like this.