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The Onion Discovers Why Obama Seems Depressed

Sad About BSG Being Over? So Is the President

You know, I thought something was off. I've noticed that President Obama's eyes haven't had quite the same sparkle for the past few weeks, and The Onion finally tells us why: Battlestar Galactica is over.

Apparently, the President was a huge BSG fan and has recently blown off daily routines and has shown signs of depression! A staffer for Mr. Obama gives us the inside scoop:

He no longer cares if he lets himself go "just like Lee did before the rescue on New Caprica," and has told aides he feels "like a cylon without a Resurrection Ship."

Ahh, Mr. President, I feel your pain. My Friday nights also feel a little colder. We can get through it together buddy. Yes we can.


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zboundy zboundy 8 years
I can't believe they thought the Onion was real. Really? Did you look at there other articles? They are hilarious and anything but true.
tglynn tglynn 8 years
<3 The Onion
tglynn tglynn 8 years
<3 The Onion
briggs313 briggs313 8 years
I just finished season one last night, I love this show!
ashemiku ashemiku 8 years
I love that! And the picture really just makes it that much funnier. :)
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