How does one introduce the Shaking Hip USB? The pictures — particularly the gyrating motion image — pretty much speak for themselves.
It's reminiscent of the USB Pole Dancer, an Internet hit from days past. The hips are just as demeaning as a stripper USB, but you know what? It might be too silly to be offensive. Maybe that's just because it reminds me of Rachel's girly lamp on Friends.
If you hate it, tell me, and if you love it, then it's available for pre-orders in August. Because if there's anything you should be pre-ordering, it's this thing.