Wikipedia is the people's encyclopedia, the ultimate homework helper, and the source of many a plagiarizer. But sometimes, its marathon of words is simply too lengthy for today's fleeting attention spans. Enter TL;DR Wikipedia [1], a hilarious Tumblr dedicated to shrinking down Wiki definitions into highly sarcastic bits.

Yes, there is now a "TL;DR" (aka "too long; didn't read") version of Wikipedia — and it will give you unstoppable giggles. Keep scrolling for this Tumblr's best abridged entries, then give 'em a follow [2]!

1040EZ

Single with no dependents . . . check. :'(

Source: Tumblr user tldrwikipedia [3]

Heartbleed Bug

But actually, you should make a superstrong password.

Source: Tumblr user tldrwikipedia [4]

Sweatpants

This is our Sunday night uniform, every week, without fail.

Source: Tumblr user tldrwikipedia [5]

Jacuzzi

Ew.

Source: Tumblr user tldrwikipedia [6]

Conference Call

The kind of meeting where you can be on Facebook the whole time and no one will know.

Source: Tumblr user tldrwikipedia [7]

Tequila

The source of all gaffes.

Source: Tumblr user tldrwikipedia [8]