- "We'll always be friends no matter what . . . even if u block my emails . . . ur my friend"
- "So wait are we just taking a few weeks off? not to be a dick but I want to start having sex again. but it's not like I need it right away"
- "I think this is all because of your birth control"
- "Did you make your Facebook statuses private or is it just blocked from me?"
- "Is this because I slept with your roommate?"
- "I just drove by your work and honked. Did u hear it? I hope that made u smile"
- "I add imaginary exclamation points to your texts so it seems like you're excited to talk to me"