When I asked you readers if you'd be willing to stash your cell phone in a fanny pack, sixty-nine percent of you said, "No way! Way too geeky for me!" But what if, the fanny pack came with a built-in speaker? This orange and pale blue Spraker Bag is a waist pack and MP3 sound box in one. These bags, which I spotted on 7Gadgets, come with a grade A loudhailer and amplifier to produce high quality audio frequency. If you want one of these battery-powered "perfect for Venice beach" hip totes, you'll have to order one from the distributer in China. Pricing is unknown, which I think is a good thing. Think of all the broken hearts there would be out there if we learned they were $4,000?