Source: Focus Features [1]
On Tuesday morning, the news broke that Eva Mendes and Ryan Gosling had a baby [2], and then hearts across the Internet broke — hard. Seriously, one look at Twitter, and you could just feel the pain. At least we are not alone in this tough time.
We knew it was coming, but the news was still too much.
RYAN GOSLING HAD A BABY.
— Maritza Lugo (@PolaRoid_Rage) September 16, 2014 [3]
If the Dr. that delivered Ryan Gosling's baby didn't sing the song from Lion King and hoist it in the air then what is the point honestly
— Madeline Enna (@MadelinePaige21) September 16, 2014 [4]
I refuse to comment on the fact that Ryan Gosling had a baby with someone other than me.
— Elizabeth (@elizabethve) September 16, 2014 [5]
"Hey girl, I'm your dad" -- Ryan Gosling's first words to his daughter #HeyGirl [6]
— Emma Gray (@emmaladyrose) September 16, 2014 [7]
If Ryan Gosling's daughter compares every guy she meets to her father she'll be forever alone.
— Davon Magwood (@davonmagwood) September 16, 2014 [8]
#RyanGoslingsBabyKilledMyDreams [9]
— Maritza Lugo (@PolaRoid_Rage) September 16, 2014 [10]
RT if you want Ryan Gosling to be your daddy http://t.co/0e6IBYYYRw [11]
— Wendy (@Onikachu) September 16, 2014 [12]
Congrats to @ryangosling [13] and @evamendes [14] who just welcomed a baby girl into the world! pic.twitter.com/9qiSt0MFHi [15]
— Live 95.5 (@live955) September 16, 2014 [16]
Ryan Gosling is a father. I need a drink.
— Belle (@bonjouritsbelle) September 16, 2014 [17]
Let's take it back to when the news first broke that Eva was expecting, because things weren't any better.
In other news: Rumor has it Ryan Gosling is having a baby w/ Eva Mendes. Rumor also has it that my ovaries just died.
— Gabby Parks (@GabbyRaeParks) July 9, 2014 [18]
Eva Mendes is allegedly pregnant with Ryan Gosling's baby, so if you need me, I'll be crying under my desk with a bag of Cheetos.
— jenna nolan (@yeahitsmejenna) July 9, 2014 [19]
Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes are having a baby, and here's us right now: http://t.co/fbS0oOMAso [20] http://t.co/PEFNcmS64D [21]
— POPSUGAR (@POPSUGAR) July 9, 2014 [22]
Eva Mendes can borrow my "when Ryan gosling is my baby daddy" Pinterest board #brokendreams [23] #babybabygoose [24]
— Courtney Robertson (@bugrobertson) July 9, 2014 [25]
Eva Mendes is pregnant with Ryan Gosling's child? This complicates my future imaginary relationship with him.
— mama bird diaries (@mamabirddiaries) July 9, 2014 [26]
Ryan Gosling is Eva Mendes' baby daddy so, quick recap of the week, the apocalypse is upon us.
— Alyssa DiMari (@AlyssaDiMari) July 9, 2014 [27]
ryan gosling is going to be a father??? what am I supposed to tell my children?? "kids, ur dad is knocking OTHER women up!"??
— abbey cash (@ablitt) July 9, 2014 [28]
Ryan Gosling knocked up Eva Mendes? That child is going to be either the most gorgeous creature born or Gollum. No middle ground there.
— Amber Rozay (@ambermyself) July 9, 2014 [29]
In summary . . .
ryan gosling & eva mendes are having a baby. pretty much how rachel mcadams &the rest of the female population feels: pic.twitter.com/YKRDdPSXg4 [30]
— taryn (@tarynkasper) July 9, 2014 [31]