1/30/08 1/30/08 Weird Phone Gallery from Frill Free Phones Vintage Geek: Weird Phone Slideshow January 30, 2008 by Tech 3 And I thought Frill Free Phones was only good for pricey retro phones! It turns out, their website has a nostalgia-inducing weird phone gallery that'll make you feel silly for saying that you can't wait for the iPhone to be slimmer. I Want More! Get our Living newsletter by tapping the button below. Instant Subscribe Pacman Phone Behold the Pacman phone! I would have loved this as a kid, little geeky me, gabbing to my girlfriends about double dutch on my Pacman phone. Two-Way Listening Handset Geez, Grandma and Grandpa, just buy a second phone already! This two-way handset looks more like a double-suicide device, or more friendly, a double hair dryer. Either way, I can tell you guys separately what my grades in history were! The Vandal-Proof Payphone I have embarrassing moments of desperation when my cell phone is dead and I have to make a call fast, but there is no way you could get me to sidle up to this vandal-resistant no-handset payphone. I do NOT have the balance for that! Plane Phone I can't say this Alexander Graham plane phone is that weird — I think it's pretty cute, but it is giving me Snoopy Red baron flashbacks. The Schmoo Phone The Schmoo Phone was apparently named after an Al Capp cartoon, and it's kind of freaking me out. Know what else is freaking me out? That lady's nails. Giant Motorola Cell Phone This is obviously the phone that Zack Morris owned. This ancient relic from Motorola is the great-grand-daddy of your Razr!